Common’s Video, “I have a dream”, is just another reason why he is one of Today’s better artist. Be on the look out for his upcoming works in 2007.
Here is the music video.
Here is making the video.
Sony artist Collie Buddz, who also happened to perform at Madison Avenue for Halloween 2006, now has his song “Come Around” on NYC’s Hot 97 radio station. Critics already are calling him “most emphatic tune of the year in “Come Around.” The synthetic/organic combination the tune espouses continues to resound in smoky bashment spots and on radio and digital waves worldwide. “
Look out for him in 2007 and check out his music video for “Come Around”
I came across this website, liveleak.com, for Saddam’s Execution. I found it, but this site also has a lot of other videos you probably wouldn’t find anywhere else. Definitley worth looking at.
You can get watch the video here.
Wheelchair Athlete Banned for Doping
Associated Press
LONDON (AP) - Wheelchair tennis player Meliha Karic was banned for two years Thursday for testing positive for a banned stimulant. The International Tennis Federation said the 27-year-old Frenchwoman tested positive at the British Open wheelchair championships in Nottingham, England, on July 25 for adrafinil or modafinil metabolite.
The ITF said Karic had taken the substance in medication and not to enhance performance, but suspended her because she failed to take “personal responsibility” to ensure the ingredients were allowed under anti-doping rules. Karic is 34th in the wheelchair world rankings. Her suspension is backdated from July 25 and ends on July 24, 2008. She has three weeks to appeal.
Slated for its premier on July 7th, of 2007, Transformers the movie could quite possibly be one of the most anticipated movies of the year. The movie’s trailer was leaked out in the U.K. and you can watch it here.
A Darwin Award is a tongue-in-cheek “honor” given to people who supposedly improve the human gene pool as part of the natural-selection process by accidentally killing or sterilizing themselves during a foolish or careless mistake. Named after pioneering evolutionary theorist Charles Darwin, some of the “awards” are in fact urban legends.
THIS YEAR’S WINNER:
The late, John Pernicky and his friend, the late Sal Hawkins, of the great state of Washington, decided to attend a local Metallica concert at the George Washington amphitheater.
Having no tickets (but having had 18 beers between them), they thought it would be easy to “hop” over the nine foot fence and sneak into the show. They pulled their pickup truck over to the fence and the plan was for Mr. Pernicky, who was 100 pounds heavier than Mr. Hawkins, to hop the fence and then assist his friend over.
Unfortunately for the late Mr. Pernicky, there was a 30-foot drop on the other side of the fence. Having heaved himself over, he found himself crashing through a tree. His fall was abruptly halted (and broken, along with his arm) by a large branch that snagged him by his shorts.
Dangling from the tree with a broken arm, he looked down and saw some bushes below him. Possibly figuring the bushes would break his fall, he removed his pocket knife and proceeded to cut away his shorts to free himself from the tree.
Finally free, Mr. Pernicky crashed into holly bushes. The sharp Leaves scratched his ENTIRE body and now, without the protection of his shorts, a holly branch penetrated his rectum. To make matters worse, upon landing his pocket knife penetrated his thigh.
Hawkins, seeing his friend in considerable pain and agony, threw him a rope and tried to pull him to safety by tying the rope to the pickup truck and slowly driving away. However, in his drunken haste, he put the truck into reverse and crashed through the fence landing on his friend and killing him.
Police arrived to find the crashed pickup with its driver thrown 100 feet from the truck and dead at the scene from massive internal injuries. Upon moving the truck, they found John under it half-naked, scratches on his body, a holly stick in his rectum, a knife in his thigh, and his shorts dangling from a tree branch 25 feet in the air.
Congratulations gentlemen! You win! And some more idiots have been removed from the gene pool.
A major research institution has just announced the discovery, in Washington, D.C., of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named “Bushcronium.” Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is “W”.
Bushcronium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “Critical Morass”.
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.
I’m not saying, but i’m just saying…
taken from: REUTERS.com
The way you sleep during a one night stand can say a lot about your feelings towards the situation…
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Wow, this actually feels nice. I could see this maybe going somewhere. But more importantly, if I’m really quiet I think I can stick it in again while she’s still sleeping. |
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God dammit. I KNEW I shouldn’t have ignored the fact that she had more armpit hair than me. Or that half-formed ballsac. |
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Ohhh crap. Oh crap oh crap oh crap. I can’t believe I used the ‘let’s be more than just friends’ line to get laid. Or the ‘you understand me better than anyone else’ line. Or the ‘I want you to be my girlfriend after this’ line. |
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Ok, don’t panic. She doesn’t know the condom broke. She totally could have gotten it from someone else. Just play it cool, and she’ll never HOLY SHIT THIS IS BAD. THIS. IS. BAD. |
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Ok, seriously. That has NEVER happened before, I swear. I’m usually a two, three hour kind of guy. I was just nervous because I like you so much. Oh God… |
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Fuck. Me. |
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Please don’t leave. My roommate beats me when you’re not here. |
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So baby, was it good for—oh forget it, I never even had an erection in the first place. Now please leave so I can strangle myself with the bra you’re conveniently going to forget. |
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Don’t judge me. |
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
–Tom Clancy
“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
–Steve Martin
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
–Woody Allen
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
–Rodney Dangerfield
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.”
–Lynn Lavner
“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.”
–Matt Barry
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
–George Burns
“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other?eight are unimportant.”
–George Burns
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”
–Sharon Stone
“My girlfriend always laughs during sex —no matter what she’s reading.”
–Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
–Jack Nicholson
” Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
–Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady — and you didn’t think Barbara had a sense of humor)
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
–Robin Williams
“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”
–Roseanne
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
–Billy Crystal
“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.”
–Robert De Niro
“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?”
–Dustin Hoffman
“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.”
–Jerry Seinfeld
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
–Rod Stewart
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
–Robin Williams?
“Nothing is infinite except the universe and human stupidity, and I am not so sure about the universe.”
~ Albert Einstein
I’ve had this for a week or two, but I’m just realizing how incredible it is now. Jim Jones has a Christmas album that comes out today. Yes, A CHRISTMAS ALBUM BY JIM JONES. It’s called, get ready, A Dipset Xmas.
Who knows what the fuck this dude is thinking, but no matter what you think of his music, his lyrics, his fashion sense, or his catch phrase, you gotta respect the way he’s suddenly turned himself into a star, sort of. Plus, he’s hilarious. The funniest part of this whole xmas thing is that this track is actually pretty good, once you get past the fact that the chorus includes “Fa-la-la-la-la, Dipset christmas!”… Jim Jones feat. J.R. Writer and Stack Bundles - “Dipset Christmas (Ballin’ Every Year)” mp3
This month, November, marks the 1 Year Anniversary of Blatant Ineptitude. There is a lot to be said for that considering the roads we have come across. There have been days of multiple posts, and there have been weeks of the same crap. Now, we are finally starting to level out and create a solid framework for what BI is all about. With the number of unique hits continually climbing, you will see a lot of new, creative and interesting posts, that will kill boredom.
Be Safe…Keep it Real…
If you have ever wondered what its like to live in a tin can, here is a semi close idea.
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Thanks to our friends in the land of gadgets and gizmos, along with the people looking to be the next mark zuckerberg, we could be looking at the next evolution in mobile banking. Noodles & Co. three Boulder eatery had joined up with FEED Tribes to offer customers the ability to pay for their bill via text messaging.
For any of the skeptics that seriously doubt this, the technology works like this (or so they claim):
• Sign up: Consumers sign up through the company’s Web site, establishing an account that’s linked to either a checking or savings acount. They can also set up automatic “recharges” at regular intervals or when the account balance hits a certain amount.
• Shop: They shop in a participating merchant’s store or restaurant, including Noodles & Co.’s three Boulder eateries.
• Give ‘em the code: Customers punch in a five-digit contact code for FEED Tribes, then use a PIN number to access their account balance and receive a code that’s good for 15 minutes. They give the code to the cashier, who enters it into a machine that debits the customer’s account.
Are credit card companies on the verge of extinction? Does it really matter?
Rest of Article Here…
Simian Mobile Disco - “Hustler” video
This song is sick, as expected from SMD and Kitsuné, but the video is waaay hotter. It’s not often that a video catches my attention and even though the track is old this one’s apparently brand new. It revolves (literally) around a little get-together of hot hipster chicks whispering into each others ears telephone-style and eventually making out. You really shouldnt even be reading this anymore, just watch it.
Continuing on our forgotten path of mixtape mash-up hilarity that started a few months ago, we bring you a serious addition to the family. DJ Swindle, whose Bobb Deep mix took the internet by surprise by laying Queensbridge’s most murderous over Marley beats, has a new one out.
“Em-J: Marshall Meets Michael” is as sick, twisted and dope as you’d expect mashing two of America’s most fucked up, yet unbeleivably talented artists of all time. MJ is one of the few artists from generations prior who we can ALL recognize the second the needle drops. Eminem went from that weird skinny white kid with a gimicky video on MTV (”My Name Is”) to one of the best rappers ever and a ubiquitous mega-pop star. Hearing them together has a weird sense of familiarity, maybe it’s because every sound has seeped into our collective consious so much that we forget how deranged Em’s lyrics truly are and the fact that the King of Pop fondles little boys.
Either way, they made transendent music, and Swindle managed to chop Slim Shady up so tightly over these beats that even THE GREATEST SONG OF ALLTIME “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough” sounds different, fresh.
I’ve actually had “P.Y.T.” stuck in my head all day, and hearing the chorus sped up with D.R.E. over it is a definite banger. It’s not often you hear Dre and Em over something that’s actually HAPPY sounding…it gives their verses a totally different feel. You know Dre looooves Thriller, too.
DJ Swindle - “Forgot About Dre / P.Y.T.” from EM-J: Marshall Meets Michael
Check Swindle’s site for all his mixes (inclduing “80 Cent”) or the EM-J MySpace page to hear more tracks.
For those of you that missed Borat’s interviews, here is Borat on Letterman. For those of you that missed the movie, fandago.com that right now and go.
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